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Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, first part

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Terry Pratchett’s Discworlds covers, part 3

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Terry Pratchett’s Discworld, Part 2

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And then it arose and struck Vimes that, in her own special category, she quite beautiful; this was the category of all the women, in his entire life, who had ever thought he worth smiling at. She couldn’t do worse, but then, he couldn’t do better. So maybe it balanced out. She wasn’t getting any younger but then, who was? And she had style and money and common sense and self-assurance and all the things he didn’t, and she had opened her heart, and if you let her she could engulf you; the woman was a city.

And eventually, under siege, you did what Ankh-Morpork had always done - unbar the gates, let the conquerors in and make them your own.

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- Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards! (via vifetoile)
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The science category in the news always has the best headlines.  The top 4 on mine are currently: 1) “Unneeded Erection Pills Can Mess With Users Heads”, 2) “Ancient Turtle Was as Big as Small Car”, 3) “Ancient Loch Ness Monster Suffered Arthritis”, and 4) “Paralyzed Woman Uses Mind to Control Robot Arm”.

SCIENCE, WHY YOU SO CRAZY

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Briefly, I was worried that my music would be violating 24-hour quiet hours.  Then I heard the screaming on my floor.  Nope.  I am not the problem here.

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Checked all my drawers one last time.  ”Huh, I think there’s something wedged behind this drawer!”  Found a shirt I have been looking for for months.

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I think I’ve done all the packing I can do tonight, but I’m kind of on a roll and I don’t want to stop.

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I just realized that I accidentally put all my heaviest shit in one box.  …Time to rearrange.

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